Matthew Lillard Movie Quotes That Prove He’s The King Of The One-Liner
- Kayla Caldwell
- Aug 12, 2020
- 3 min read
Matthew Lillard is one of those actors where, as soon as you see him onscreen, you just know something funny is going to happen. Whether he's in a horror classic like Scream or a family-friendly movie like Scooby-Doo: The Movie, he knows how to deliver a good one-liner. Below I've compiled some of Matthew Lillard's best lines from movies - the ones that were most memorable, or simply made us laugh the hardest.
1. Even killers can be afraid of their parents
Stu: Did you really call the police? My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me...
Scream (1996)
2. When Billy took it too far
Stu: Oh stop it Billy, would you... all right? I can't take it anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here! Scream (1996)
3. Ouch!
Billy Loomis: I thought you said she was dead.
Stu: She looked dead, man. She still does.
Scream (1996)
4. He's got hobbies
Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: Like, that's my favorite name.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
5. It's not his fault
Sidney Prescott: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
Scream (1996)
6. Everybody's got boundaries
Mondavarious employee: Oh no, I've been sent by my employer, Mr. Emile Mondavarious, to invite you to his world-famous amusement park, Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden, or creepy in the name.
Scooby-Doo: Or hydrocolonic.
Shaggy: Right. Or hydrocolonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
Scooby-Doo: The Movie (2002)
7. The most extra Real World alum ever
Brock Hudson: You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star "Road Rules" and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
She's All That (1999)
8. Interesting use of the word 'fun'
Stu: Watch a few movies. Take a few notes. It was fun.
Scream (1996)
9. On American punk music
Stevo: I don't know who started it and I don't give a f**k. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us.
SLC Punk! (1998)
10. People change
Stevo: You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the s**t out of me. Those are the facts.
SLC Punk! (1998)
11. Super tactful
Stu: Liver alone!
Scream (1996)
12. So respectful
Brock Hudson: It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.
She's All That (1999)
13. The one where he says the movie's name in the movie
Stu: Oh, this is the greatest fun. You're going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back.
Scream (1996)
14. Tell us how you really feel
Cereal Killer: Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
Hackers (1995)
15. Life is ruff
Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
16. Nameless
Cereal Killer: We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
Hackers (1995)
17. Confidence is key
Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
18. Get a clue
Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
This was originally published on Ranker.com.
